Now this blog is in now way trying to tell you to drink safely, quite the opposite in fact. I would just like to see some etiquette from the people responsible in the initiation of said activities. For example, currently when some of my friends have wanted to drink they would come to me and say, "Hey man! Lets get FUCKED UP!!!", to which I would humbly respond, "as appetizing as that sounds, I would not like to get up fucked in my anus today." Since when has it been 'O K' to get fucked up!!?? To me, getting "fucked up" is like saying "Hey! lets hump a goat! Wait.... a dead goat!" Completely unappetizing for the "normal" person.
Who wants to drink to the point where their, "fucked up" anyway? I mean seriously, we all drink so that we can get a bit more social, so that we can get with that hot biology student in Gamma Phi without making a complete ass out of ourselves. What we don't do it for is when we finally get with said girl from Gamma Phi, and as we get to the hot girls room we pass out before we can get in the door and begin to lose control over all bodily fluids in the hallway.
Don't fuck a goat. Have a good time instead.
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Please use responsible wording.